June 5, 2011

What I Want in a Guy: The List

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I guess at this point it is a genuine concern to some. Not that anybody with a brain puts a time limit on how long you’re allowed to be single before you’re certifiably unlovable, but I suppose when an emotionally available guy in his 20s with a generally healthy body image goes almost four years without even a casual relationship, people naturally start to wonder if he’s maybe a little bit frigid.

Or psycho…that might be a possibility.

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March 4, 2011

Boys Ruin Everything

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I’m getting old. So, I have this ritual. Well, ritual is kind of a strong word. More like this thing I do.  Whenever I can manage it, after work on Tuesday evenings I go to a bar. Alone. Some people may have an issue with drinking alone, but I’m not one of those people. And [...]

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January 9, 2011

In 2011, fuck giving 150 percent

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So, like countless bloggers before me, with the onset of a fabulous new year I devoted a little time to thinking about any bullshit resolutions I’d want to fantasize about actually accomplishing. Just the usual suspects like living healthier, being more environmentally conscious, starting a business, being more charitable, and having a ménage à trios with George Clooney and Hugh Jackman while Daniel Craig films and provides the commentary.

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December 30, 2010

On Not Blocking Your Blessings (not as religious as it sounds)

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Because, as they say, when God shuts a door he opens a window…but opening that window is pointless if all I’m going to do is stand there staring at that closed door all damned day. If I want my life to be something more, lamenting the fact that it’s not something more isn’t going to change anything. I have to get the fuck out there and Do.

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October 7, 2010

What I Don’t Want to Lose in Growing Up

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Something’s rotten in the state of Denmark. Brandon’s blogging again. So, I’ve been thinking. Like, you know, really thinking. (I know, right?) Maybe it’s the changing of the seasons. The onset of Fall. Fall is the season for thinking, I feel.  Everything about Fall puts me in an introspective mood.The changing color of the leaves [...]

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August 7, 2010

Google Calendar is My Friend

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My blogging joints have all just cracked from lack of use, but lets get this going. All my life, I’ve always been attracted to structure. Granted, this doesn’t mean I’ve always been the most structured person. On the contrary – my adult life has been rattled from dives into absolute chaos more times than I’d [...]

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