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Google Calendar is My Friend

by Brando on August 7, 2010

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My blogging joints have all just cracked from lack of use, but lets get this going. All my life, I’ve always been attracted to structure. Granted, this doesn’t mean I’ve always been the most structured person. On the contrary – my adult life has been rattled from dives into absolute chaos more times than I’d [...]

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So I was at work the other day, sweeping the floor or some shit and looking out the windows at the park across the street that was filled with people doing a ton of not-at-work-hahaha shit that I wished I was doing, when one of my coworkers snapped me out of my daydream of lounging [...]

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Sometimes, we all need a pussy reset.

by Brando on May 20, 2010

Maybe not with actual sex, but much in the same way that you’re reinvigorated after breaking a long dry spell with a good screw, maybe I need to give my life and priorities a sudden jolt of something different in order to gain a new perspective and regain the sense of optimism about where my life is going. I need a mental pussy reset.

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Is He Gay, or European?

by Brando on April 26, 2010

So I have this regular at work. He’s tall, broad-shouldered (we’re talking Hugh Jackman OH MY GOD I WANT TO WORSHIP EVERY – AND I DO MEAN EVERY – INCH OF YOU build here), outrageously handsome, and one of the sweetest guys I have ever met. Every time he comes into the store he addresses [...]

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Just An Update of Sorts

by Brando on April 6, 2010

Nope, I haven’t abandoned my fledgling blog. I’m a GoDaddy Girl now, I’m in this for the long haul. I have neglected it, though, which I’ll admit is very poor form. Work and my social life has kinda gotten a bit insane these days – not to mention the recent radical shuffling of who I [...]

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I tell this cautionary tale because it highlights a problem that I’m becoming increasingly aware of in single American society. Poor young ladies and gents who have been, for better or worse (oftentimes worse), conditioned by past relationships. We’re talking more than just the typical hang-ups and jadedness that comes from experience with relationships gone ary. No – we’re talking life altering, id-warping changes in personality and how one perceives reality and the people around them.

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