by Brando on January 19, 2010
His name is Pierre. I have been wanting to buy him for the better portion of a year and a half, but I always talked myself out of it. Finally I had the motivation and gumption to just go after him. And now he’s all mine. Ain’t he sexy? I have a habit of naming [...]
by Brando on April 16, 2009
So, I’m logging on to Facebook today, minding my own freakin’ business, when my Feed visually assaults me with shirtless pics of a certain friend of mine at an unknown beach. Needless to say, in my current single state they were the last pics I ever wanted to see. No, actually, you can’t possibly understand [...]
by Brando on April 15, 2009
Marlon Brando (circa A Streetcar Named Desire) was the sexiest man. Ever. That is all.