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How Anal Sex Helped Me Save Money

by Brando on April 12, 2010

Only this time something was different. In my head. I don’t know if it was the booze (though it wasn’t the first time we’d tried it after drinking), or maybe the Greek Classics class I’d had that day was so damn boring that it literally left my body numb, but I was more than ever determined to, as a friend would put it, “have the sex.” I grit my teeth, closed my eyes, and told my friend to not stop no matter what (and considering all the times I’d inadvertently blue-balled him, I knew I didn’t have to tell him twice.)

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I finally have a new man in my life…

by Brando on January 19, 2010

His name is Pierre. I have been wanting to buy him for the better portion of a year and a half, but I always talked myself out of it. Finally I had the motivation and gumption to just go after him.  And now he’s all mine. Ain’t he sexy? I have a habit of naming [...]

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It shouldn't have to be said

by Brando on April 15, 2009

Marlon Brando (circa A Streetcar Named Desire) was the sexiest man. Ever. That is all.

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