by Brando on June 5, 2011
I guess at this point it is a genuine concern to some. Not that anybody with a brain puts a time limit on how long you’re allowed to be single before you’re certifiably unlovable, but I suppose when an emotionally available guy in his 20s with a generally healthy body image goes almost four years without even a casual relationship, people naturally start to wonder if he’s maybe a little bit frigid.
Or psycho…that might be a possibility.
by Brando on January 9, 2011
So, like countless bloggers before me, with the onset of a fabulous new year I devoted a little time to thinking about any bullshit resolutions I’d want to fantasize about actually accomplishing. Just the usual suspects like living healthier, being more environmentally conscious, starting a business, being more charitable, and having a ménage à trios with George Clooney and Hugh Jackman while Daniel Craig films and provides the commentary.
by Brando on July 12, 2010
Yes? Good — because right now I’m going to be honest in a way that I’m usually not. I’m going to have one of those brief moments of complete and unabridged honesty that enable a person to admit something a little more than potentially embarrassing. One of those honest-to-god truths that could very well change how people perceive you. Something that goes so against the good, wholesome, nice guy image you spend every waking moment aspiring to.
by Brando on April 26, 2010
It took a little over a week, but with much blood, sweat and tears I finally got my blog from looking like this: to looking like what you see now. Purty right? right? right?? …well fuck you. I’m kinda proud of it. Regularly scheduled blogging will now commence.
by Brando on April 16, 2010
by Brando on April 12, 2010
…who the woman in my header image is, she’s Josephine Baker — Dancer, singer, actress, and all-around entertainer most popular in France in the 20s and 30s. One of the most electrifying women in history and one of my all-time idols. She was smart, funny, charming, and unapologetically sexy. To put it simply, if I [...]