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What I Want in a Guy: The List

by Brando on June 5, 2011

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I guess at this point it is a genuine concern to some. Not that anybody with a brain puts a time limit on how long you’re allowed to be single before you’re certifiably unlovable, but I suppose when an emotionally available guy in his 20s with a generally healthy body image goes almost four years without even a casual relationship, people naturally start to wonder if he’s maybe a little bit frigid.

Or psycho…that might be a possibility.

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In 2011, fuck giving 150 percent

by Brando on January 9, 2011

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So, like countless bloggers before me, with the onset of a fabulous new year I devoted a little time to thinking about any bullshit resolutions I’d want to fantasize about actually accomplishing. Just the usual suspects like living healthier, being more environmentally conscious, starting a business, being more charitable, and having a ménage à trios with George Clooney and Hugh Jackman while Daniel Craig films and provides the commentary.

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A Moment of Honesty Monday

by Brando on July 12, 2010

Yes? Good — because right now I’m going to be honest in a way that I’m usually not. I’m going to have one of those brief moments of complete and unabridged honesty that enable a person to admit something a little more than potentially embarrassing. One of those honest-to-god truths that could very well change how people perceive you. Something that goes so against the good, wholesome, nice guy image you spend every waking moment aspiring to.

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Costume Change!

by Brando on April 26, 2010

It took a little over a week, but with much blood, sweat and tears I finally got my blog from looking like this: to looking like what you see now. Purty right? right? right?? …well fuck you. I’m kinda proud of it. Regularly scheduled blogging will now commence.

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Sowwy…

by Brando on April 16, 2010

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In Case You Were Wondering…

by Brando on April 12, 2010

…who the woman in my header image is, she’s Josephine Baker — Dancer, singer, actress, and all-around entertainer most popular in France in the 20s and 30s. One of the most electrifying women in history and one of my all-time idols. She was smart, funny, charming, and unapologetically sexy. To put it simply, if I [...]

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