July 12, 2010

A Moment of Honesty Monday

Yes? Good — because right now I’m going to be honest in a way that I’m usually not. I’m going to have one of those brief moments of complete and unabridged honesty that enable a person to admit something a little more than potentially embarrassing. One of those honest-to-god truths that could very well change how people perceive you. Something that goes so against the good, wholesome, nice guy image you spend every waking moment aspiring to.

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June 10, 2010

Lady Gaga, I should thank you. You make me like Kate Bush so much more.

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Let’s see, we have obvious lifts from various works of Madonna (‘Like a Payer’ and ‘Vogue,’ specifically), shock-value defilement of religious symbols, men in various states of crossdress, and your typical full-of-poses dance choreography. Oh, and don’t forget a few references to Nazi Germany and the Halocaust. In short, it’s nothing we haven’t seen before, done previously and more genuinely by artists that have come before her. The video for ‘Alejandro’ seems like nothing more than Gaga attempting to demonstrate how “deep” and “important to our generation” she thinks she is.

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June 1, 2010

My Family and Coworkers Read My Blog, and Other Thoughts on Net Anonymity

So I was at work the other day, sweeping the floor or some shit and looking out the windows at the park across the street that was filled with people doing a ton of not-at-work-hahaha shit that I wished I was doing, when one of my coworkers snapped me out of my daydream of lounging [...]

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May 29, 2010

The Top 5 Things Straight Men Should Stop Labeling as “Gay”

Straight men like to refer to these behaviors when other men do them as gay or, my personal favorite, metrosexual, which of course is just the more PC way to blatantly call someone a flaming fag. That is, typical straight men are just as unlikely to indulge in behaviors that are labeled as “metrosexual” as they are in things labeled “gay.”

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May 20, 2010

Sometimes, we all need a pussy reset.

Maybe not with actual sex, but much in the same way that you’re reinvigorated after breaking a long dry spell with a good screw, maybe I need to give my life and priorities a sudden jolt of something different in order to gain a new perspective and regain the sense of optimism about where my life is going. I need a mental pussy reset.

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April 26, 2010

Is He Gay, or European?

So I have this regular at work. He’s tall, broad-shouldered (we’re talking Hugh Jackman OH MY GOD I WANT TO WORSHIP EVERY – AND I DO MEAN EVERY – INCH OF YOU build here), outrageously handsome, and one of the sweetest guys I have ever met. Every time he comes into the store he addresses [...]

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