My Family and Coworkers Read My Blog, and Other Thoughts on Net Anonymity

June 1, 2010

So I was at work the other day, sweeping the floor or some shit and looking out the windows at the park across the street that was filled with people doing a ton of not-at-work-hahaha shit that I wished I was doing, when one of my coworkers snapped me out of my daydream of lounging [...]

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The Top 5 Things Straight Men Should Stop Labeling as “Gay”

May 29, 2010

Straight men like to refer to these behaviors when other men do them as gay or, my personal favorite, metrosexual, which of course is just the more PC way to blatantly call someone a flaming fag. That is, typical straight men are just as unlikely to indulge in behaviors that are labeled as “metrosexual” as they are in things labeled “gay.”

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Sometimes, we all need a pussy reset.

May 20, 2010

Maybe not with actual sex, but much in the same way that you’re reinvigorated after breaking a long dry spell with a good screw, maybe I need to give my life and priorities a sudden jolt of something different in order to gain a new perspective and regain the sense of optimism about where my life is going. I need a mental pussy reset.

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