April 26, 2010

Costume Change!

It took a little over a week, but with much blood, sweat and tears I finally got my blog from looking like this: to looking like what you see now. Purty right? right? right?? …well fuck you. I’m kinda proud of it. Regularly scheduled blogging will now commence.

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April 16, 2010

Sowwy…

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April 12, 2010

In Case You Were Wondering…

…who the woman in my header image is, she’s Josephine Baker — Dancer, singer, actress, and all-around entertainer most popular in France in the 20s and 30s. One of the most electrifying women in history and one of my all-time idols. She was smart, funny, charming, and unapologetically sexy. To put it simply, if I [...]

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April 12, 2010

How Anal Sex Helped Me Save Money

Only this time something was different. In my head. I don’t know if it was the booze (though it wasn’t the first time we’d tried it after drinking), or maybe the Greek Classics class I’d had that day was so damn boring that it literally left my body numb, but I was more than ever determined to, as a friend would put it, “have the sex.” I grit my teeth, closed my eyes, and told my friend to not stop no matter what (and considering all the times I’d inadvertently blue-balled him, I knew I didn’t have to tell him twice.)

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April 6, 2010

Just An Update of Sorts

Nope, I haven’t abandoned my fledgling blog. I’m a GoDaddy Girl now, I’m in this for the long haul. I have neglected it, though, which I’ll admit is very poor form. Work and my social life has kinda gotten a bit insane these days – not to mention the recent radical shuffling of who I [...]

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March 20, 2010

“Dirty Martini? Dirty Bastard”

Just a little about me. I love Sex and the City (“Of course you do,” you all say), and I would probably risk having my heart broken if it meant I could re-enact this particular scene: That is all.

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