March 18, 2010

Conditioned by Past Relationships…and Garnier Fructis

I tell this cautionary tale because it highlights a problem that I’m becoming increasingly aware of in single American society. Poor young ladies and gents who have been, for better or worse (oftentimes worse), conditioned by past relationships. We’re talking more than just the typical hang-ups and jadedness that comes from experience with relationships gone ary. No – we’re talking life altering, id-warping changes in personality and how one perceives reality and the people around them.

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March 7, 2010

Project Interlude: Wherein I Respond To Search Queries

I’m attracted to straight men Ain’t we all, sister? Ain’t we all…. Straight guy confession kissing guy Starting to notice a pattern here: I seem to be attracting a lot of guys who are either a) into straight men, or b) straight men who aren’t so straight. Well – I say welcome! Hope you enjoy [...]

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March 4, 2010

Project Interlude: In love with myself…kind of…

Did I ever mention that the adage, “If it ain’t one thing, it’s something else” will be the title of my future autobiography? Because it seems to apply more to my life than anything else.

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March 1, 2010

Day 10: Playing the Game

It’s just where I was in his head. I was suddenly drained of all that power I’d had. I began ranting like a mad-(wo)man. I mean, what was the point of the sexual revolution brought on by the 60’s and all this new-age liberal belief that we were in control of our sexual identities and that we should own our desires if, at the end of the day, we had to go slinking back into our Victorian igloos, maintaining a false sense of propriety and blue-balling ourselves mercilessly just to seem pure enough to pull in a man?

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February 23, 2010

A few Bullets

1)      If I keep up with these interludes, I’ll never finish my project. But I guess the point of my project was the prime my mind for blogging, so if I stray every once in a while well then, by darnit, I guess my project is so far a success. 2)      So, I couldn’t help [...]

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February 23, 2010

Project Interlude: Remembering To Love Myself

I hugged myself as I walked down the street. I even lost myself in my haze of self-pity and shed a few tears on the bus. As I walked the final few blocks home, I felt like I was in one of those early 2000’s teen dramas – you know where the beautiful heroine has just been forced to eat a bit of humble pie and she’s walking down the street, dejected and alone, maybe there’s a little Michelle Branch playing in the background. I thought there was nothing I wanted to do more than lie in bed, cry my eyes out, and go to work the next day secure in the belief that I was meant to be alone and pitiable.

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